Yo welcome to my sight....and if u dont like it u can...well i cant say someone may be watching....Shhhhhhh...the chipmunks r listning....well any way im not sure if ull have fun so try to enjoy.
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I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
~*Best Friend*~ Franklin, tyler,and alex
~*Hate The Most*...dont even ask me that ill be here tell...forever
~*Most Attractive*~ Me...lol..jk...has to be..umm...Des...
~*Most Unattractive*~...now that is me..lol
~*Funnest*~ Me, Franklin, and Elizabeth Green
~*Meanest*~ Tracy...and me...
~*Nicest*~ Pie..and Des
~*Loudest*~ TRACY!!!
~*Quietest*~ Pie
~*Two Faced*~ no one...i dont mess with those ppl
~*highest socail level*~ Laura, and Kellie...they hate each other..lol
~*Biggest Flirt*~ Tyler Grim, me, and Kellie
~*Least Flirtacious*~ Pie
~*Best Kisser*~ idk...havent kissed my friends...
~*Gives Best Advise*~me, Des, and SHELby
~*Stupidest*~ Tori!!!! and Tyler Conn
~*Smartest*~ Hanna...
~*Always Argues*~ ME!!!...if i dont like u im going to tell u...
~*Toughest*~ Franklin
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I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Fall in love:
*Become a doctor: Hanna
*Become a stripper: Elizabeth Green
*Be seen in "Girls Gone Wild": ME!!!
*Become a singer: DES!...u can sing...REALLY GOOD
*Become a dancer in a music video: Kellie Jones
*Become an actress: Emaleigh...AND LOSE 50 TIMES AT THE OSCARS AND WIN AT THE RASSY
*most likely to rule the world*: Franklin and me
*most perverted*: 1/4 rob and 2/4 Franklin...the rest goes to god...we love u man!!!
*most likely to dress as a ape*: FRANKLIN!!!!!!!!
*Become a druggie: Mesha
*Become an alcoholic: Mesha
*Be seen on America's Most Wanted: Tracy
*Become the creator of a sleazy reality show: Cameron
*Be on Jenny Jones: My Family
*Host a show similar to Jerry Springer or Jenny Jones: Krista
*Be on welfare: Jerica...she'll spend all her money
*Get married first: Jerica
*Never get married: Me
*Have a perfect husband, a minivan, 3 kids, and a big house: Pie
*Have 5 kids by different fathers: Mesha
*Marry a millionare: Krista
*Marry a nerd: hanna
*Marry a hockey/football/baseball player: Tori
*Marry someone they met in a bar: Tracy
*Divorce more than once:
*Become a housewife: Pie
*Become a police officer: no one because it would be ruined then
*Fail high school: Elizabeth Green
*Never learn how to cook and/or use a washing machine: Tori
*Be a good mother: Pie
*Live in the same city they were born in : Tori
*Become a farmer: Tracy..lol
*Become a sports star: Tori
*Wear only black: All of us
*Be the center of attention everywhere: Des
*Succeed in life only because of looks: Emaleigh
*Be forever labelled as a "dumb blonde": idk
*Succeed in life: hopefully all of us
Name*Rob Chandler
*Birthdate*November 15, 1990
*Birthplace* Kentucky
*Curren Location*Kentucky
*Hair Color*Brown
*Eye Color*Brown
*School*jcms
*Grade*8th now
*Height*6'1
*Weight* i broke the scale
*Shoe Size*14
*Virgin*YEAH!!!
*Faves*
*Color*Black, Red
*Music*Rock
*Drink*Ale 8
*Singers/Bands*Evanescene, mcr, fob, aar, mxpx, greenday, and much much more
*Song* Breath no more
*Album*all of them
*Website* iwillpress.com
*Store*Hottopic
*Actors*Ian McDiarmid
*Actress*Nataly Portman
*Animal* lion
*Relative* Camron
*Movie* Star Wars
*Month and Why*May 19...star wars ended
*Season*spring
*Time of Day* 3:20
*Teacher*Mrs. Meek
*Candy* reaces pices
*Smoke*Never
*Cuss*who doesn't cuss every once in a waile..o yea emaleigh..lol
*Wanna go to college*Yes
*Wanna Get Married*Yeah
*Type With Fingers on the right keys*I dont pay attention
*Wanna have kids* just one
*Get Along With Parents*only mother..other...hell no
*Get Motion Sickness*No
The Last...
*Movie You Watched* Zurthra..dont rent it
*Music You Listened To* rock
*Cd You Bought*i download hoes
*Person You Called* shelby
*Food You Ate*subway
*Drink You Drunk*ale 8
*Person Who Called You*Pie
*Person You Were Thinking Of* SHELBY
*Watched On Tv* family guy
Have You Ever...
*Eaten An Entire Box Of Oreos*no
*Been To New York*no
*Been To California*no
*Said I Love You And Meant It*Yes
*Gone Out In Public With Your Pajamas On*YES!!!
*Been On Stage*Lord yeah!
*Cried During A Movie*no
*Kept A Secret From Everyone*yeah!!
*Consumed Alcohol*a sip
*Eaten Sushi*yea
*Dyed Your Hair*no
*Been Skating*Roller yea Ice No
*Made Homemade Cookies*no..thats my mom
*Cried Over A Girl* no...if they dont want me the hell with them
*Ever Been In A Fist Fight*nope
*Flown On An Airplane*yes
*Had A Crush On A Friends girlfriend: Yes!
*Had A Crush On A Teacher* yes..but im not telling who
*Talk In Your Sleep*No
*Like To Cook*NO(im lazy)
*Believe In Love*Yes
*Fold Your Underwear*NO
*Bite Your Fingernails*When im bored or nervous!
*Keep A Diary*No
Either/Or
*This/That*This
*Brunette/Blonde*Blonde
*Pepsi/Coke*coke
*Wal-Mart/Target*Wal-Mart
*White/Black*Black
*Summer/Winter*Summer.. winter too cold!
*Spring/Fall*spring
*Kiss/Hug*Kiss
*AE/AF*AE
*Candy/Pop*Pop
*Saturday/Sunday*Saturday
*Ocean/Lake/Pool*pool
*Pop/Punk*Punk
*Prep/Skater* Skater
*Red/Blue*red
*Orange/black*black
*Dark/Light*Dark... always better (wink wink)
*Boxers/Briefs*Boxers...
*VH1/MTV*vh1
*Apples/Bananas*Bananas
*Reese Cups/Snikers*reese cups
HAVE YOU EVER...
1.Dated one of your best friends? yes
2.Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? no
3.Drank alcohol? a sip
4.Done drugs: no
5.Broken the law: not sure
6.Ran away from home: no
7.Broken a bone: yes
8.Cheated on a test: yes
9.Skinny dipped: no
10.Played truth or dare: Yes
11.Flashed someone: yes
12.Mooned someone: yes
13.Kissed someone you didn't know: yes
14.Been on a talk/game show: no
15.Been in a fist fight: no
16.Ridden in a fire truck: yes
17.Been on a plane: yes
18.Come close to dying: no
19.Cheated on your boy/girlfriend: Yes
20.Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yes
21.Eaten a worm/mud pie? no
22.Swam in the ocean: no
23.Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up: yes
Ten things i love
1.music
2.starwars
3.family
4.friends
5. movies
6.hanging out
7.food
8.God is # 1
9.myself
10.games
Ten things i hate
1.preps
2.posers
3.backstabers
4.snitches
5.school
6.wanna b's
7.a wite person tryin to be black
8.drugs
9.knock off movies
10. school spirt
9 little facts im sure you didnt know..
-->During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
-->In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
-->An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
-->In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
-->Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
-->Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
-->In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
-->At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
-->Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
*Teenage Ten Commandments*
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.... why wait??
2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer!
3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart.... Wal-mart has a better selection...
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.... destruction has a bigger effect...
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.... everyone knows that grandma has more money!
6. Thou shall not get in fights.... just start them...
7. Thou shall not skip class... .just take the whole day off
8. Thou shall not strip in class.... hooters pays more...
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.... as nike says just do it...
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.... just leave them in the middle
~~~~~~Funny~~~~~~ ha ha
" Don't drink and park, it could cause people"
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
"If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?"
"Life is short and so is money."
"I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"You can only go as far as you push!"
Hallmark Rejects
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
It's really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire.
I noticed your cat. Sorry!
3. You had your bladder removed
And you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers,
And a box of Depends.
4. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
5. Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it,
She moved in with me
6. "Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:
What the HELL was I thinking?"
7. "Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife."
8. "How could people as beautiful as you two have such an ugly baby?"
9. "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind."
10. "I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you."
11. "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
That you're not here to ruin it for me."
12. "If I get only one thing for Christmas,
I hope it's your sister."
13. "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy..."
14. "Thanks for being a part of my life
... I never knew what evil was before this!"
15. "Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again."
16. "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
17. "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
18. "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
19. "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
20. "We have been friends for a very long time,
Let's say we call it quits."
21. "I'm so miserable without you
It's almost like you're still here."
22. "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?"
23. "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
24. "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday
So we're having you put to sleep."
25. "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Magoffin County)
How good a kiss am i?
1 You enjoy gentle kisses on the lips: yea
2 When first kissing you touch the cheek and slowly pull partner toward you: sure
3 Gaze at your partner: yep
4 When first kissing you grab and yank: no
5 When kissing you think about getting hotter: Hot Hot Hott!!!!!!!
6 Violent tongue action is the way to go: no
7 Its all about the technique: i guess
8 The best place to kiss is behind closed doors: yep
9 You think kissing is slobbery and messy: noway
10 You like to alter the speed when kissing: thats sexy
11 You like to french kiss: oyea
12 One kiss leads to many kisses: hopefuly
My results:
You scored as Romantic Kisser.
Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeat
Take that all the ppl who turned me down...
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